The Deathbed Crash

Remember The Monster Mash? Of course you do! Well, here’s my version just in time for Halloween. Please enjoy….. The Deathbed Crash:

I was working in the ER late one night

When EMS brought me a dreary sight

A patient with blue lips and blood shot eyes

Amid the onlookers cries

He was about to crash

He did the deathbed crash

The deathbed crash

It was an ER smash

He did he crash

It caught on in a flash

He did the crash

He did the deathbed crash

From the resuscitation booth in ER night

To the operating room where surgeons fight

The patients arrived without life or limb

For a chance of survival by electric stim

They were about to crash

They did the deathbed crash

The deathbed crash

It was an ER smash

They did the crash

It caught on in a flash

They did the crash

They did the deathbed crash

The banana bags were infusing

The winos had not begun seizing

The ER was filling up fast

Peace and quiet would not last

Gang bangers were sure to crash this party

Crypts and bloods, drunk off Bacardi

Shit was about to get real

With homeboy drop-offs behind the wheel

They were about to crash

They did the deathbed crash

The deathbed crash

It was an ER smash

They did the crash

It caught on in a flash

They did the crash

They did the deathbed crash

Out in the lobby, I heard a cry

Seems like it was from one upset guy

He fell to the floor and clutched his chest

And in a breathless gasp said, “I need a blood test.”

It’s now the crash

It’s now the deathbed crash

The deathbed crash

And it’s an ER smash

It’s now the crash

It’s caught on in a flash

It’s now the crash

It’s now the deathbed crash

I kinda don’t want this night to end

Cuz it seems my deathbed crash helps people mend

Geezers, gomers and even you too

Are not immune to this breakthrough

Then you can crash

Then you can deathbed crash

The deathbed crash

And do my ER smash

Then you can crash

You’ll catch on in a flash

Then you can crash

Then you can deathbed crash